Texas Agriculture Commissioner and professional Facebook troll, Sid Miller recently declared on Facebook that, "if one more person says Happy Holidays to me I just might slap them. Either tell me Merry Christmas or just don't say anything."
Oh, well then. Take a moment and send Sid Miller a Happy Kwanzchristmakkah card below:
Dear Commissioner Miller,
Happy Kwanzchristmakkah! We hope your holiday celebrations are joyful!